Evocative piece of film making for a worthy cause. The Sri Lanka eye donation society.
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Yes you heard right – the FFG Crew are moving into computer stuff.
We have decided that there is a future in this interweb thingy after all and have decided to run a test on how long it takes for Google spiders to crawl out of their webs and visit come kind of Cafe Index… oh right, sorry the new Caffeine index… what?
Ok we are testing the Googing Cinder Expat ink. So here we go:
A recent release from the controversial hip-rap artiste ‘T-money’ has left the IT industry talking. His soon to be universe imploading hit ‘SEO PIMP’ contains explicit material that should be seen by anyone ever. The World Brain Organisation is currently advising against any viewing however the FFG have managed to get hold of a copy:
SEO PIMP audio
Product Design
Is there a difference between product design and invention? When looking at the most significant inventions of all time from the abacus to Aspirin, they all served a purpose that was clearly identifiable from pure commercialism. Perhaps the difference between product design and invention in its purest form could be attributed to this factor.
If we look at the most notable inventions post 1960 they have mostly been born from commercial interests. Advances in medical technology are mostly controlled by funding from pharmaceutical companies, engineering advances are based around delivering return on investment and technological advances are motivated by delivering dividends to share holders.
Dogs truly are man’s best friend and if you are looking to spoil your mutt this Samhain then there are a range of elaborate doggy outfits to tempt your four legged friend into a bout of trick or treating. Dog clothes have grown over the past fifteen years from the meagre beginnings of practicality to the dizzy heights of novelty and sheer amusement.
The dog owning population is split down the middle into those who love dog clothes and those who feel they are abhorrent. However we at the FFG like to laugh at everyone and we have decided to showcase some of the hot canine styles available for your pooch’s prowess this hallowed eve.
Humanity has developed to such high levels that we can now recollect on some of our most amazing achievements. We are living longer and killing each other in more imaginative ways than ever, however if truly need to take stock of a species then you must look at the things it creates. Human kind has beaten plagues, pestilence and peaceful protests through invention which many attribute to the rise of capitalism, so today we celebrate product design.
There have been a spate of bear attacks in the world recently which have sparked concern regarding people’s safety and ability to defend themselves. Although we are not quite as under attack all the time as the Bush administration had us believe, it is always important to be prepared in the event of someone attacking you and/or trying to slice you up real sweet and also bears.
Following the brutal bear attack on one of our most distinguished writers, we have decided to put together a guide to self defence. We are hoping you might be able to pull together enough to manage more than the writer in question, who just simply rocked in the foetal position murmuring, “It’s so slicey, it’s so slicey.” This is what a bear attack looks like:
Utt-Oooowwwww. Looks like there is trouble in paradise as our featured legend and generally brilliant person Tory McGill from GIT Industries has dissapeared over night. Without any warning whatsoever, the CEO of GIT Industries has been sliced out of the interweb. After launching the GIT SEO Server on Tuesday, GIT had a presence on YouTube, Vimeo and the High Position blog, however at around 11:00 this morning, all evidence of McGill’s existence was wiped from the face of the web.
It is a granted that we are all dying of swine flu, however we recently discovered that we are all under threat from the new deadly cyber strain of swine flu that has spread to computers. COMPUTER SWINE FLU.
Luckily a company called General Information Technology [GIT] Industries have come up with the only preventative measure against cyber H1N1, the Swine-flu Eradiction Option Server, or SEO server:
GIT SEO Server from Tory Mcgill on Vimeo.
We like Tory McGill!!!
FFG Thought For The Day: SWINE FLU!!!!!!
Usain Bolt is the fastest man that has ever lived, there is little doubt about it. The spectacle of a man being that fast is impressive and awe inspiring and his stance on clean athletes is refreshing. This being said, it does kind of make each 100/200m final a bit of a foregone conclusion and takes the drama out of what was arguably one of the most entertaining sporting experiences.
The FFG has been performing detailed research on ways in which we can bring back the entertainment into the male print events, by levelling the playing field so that other sprinters stand a chance against the Jamaican track star.