Some might say that home decor is the last refuge of the failing marriage. The cynical line is when a couple runs out of things to talk about they get married, after a couple of years their wedding DVD no longer plays without skipping so they have kids, then the kids set out into the big bad world so they ask the timeless question, ‘do the curtains match the carpet?’

As brainwashed consumers we hide in our possessions. We express love by giving material objects and focus our energies on whether to purchase ready made curtains or if blinds would match the parquet floor better. When your idea of foreplay is looking at curtain samples, it’s time to call in the marriage counsellor.

Sixth Form College London

Well the weather outside is frightful. The snow heaps down once again, turning old London town into a blanketed winter wonderland once more. The city’s racing pulse slows down to a trundle as the buses roll slowly through the slush and the students roll over in bed safe; the life of a student at sixth form college London.

Without sounding too archaic, in my day it would take Armageddon to shut the schools and colleges. It seems today that a couple of snowflakes are enough for all the teachers to abandon their cars somewhere on the North Circular and all the students to look out of the window, basking in the comforti8ng knowledge that their absenteeism is for once justified.

VOIP Phones

In today’s economic climate it is essential to maximise efficiency and profit in any way possible. Over the last ten years there has been a dramatic evolution in many areas of business from analogue to digital technologies. From cameras and printing to telecommunications. VOIP phones are an example of how digital technology brings efficiency and cost effective functionality to business operations.

Life is like a box of hell, you never know what fresh torture you are going to get. Just when you think you are in the clear something like back pain jumps up and plays your sciatic nerve like a bongo drum. Back pain is not funny so we thought we would dig something up to cheer up those afflicted so here is ‘Things You Never Want To Hear From Your Osteopath“

It is the mantra that binds generations. This glib retort echoes through playgrounds and nursing homes to world over and literally never gets old. If someone expresses the affection or passion for a certain thing, and it can be literally everything from a place to a kitchen utensil, then you repeat the timeless phrase:

Joesty Jormp-Jomp:      Wow, this marmalade is particularly tasty!
Very Funny Person:        If you love it then why don’t you marry it?

Hear ye! Hear ye! Bring out your dead and also join the latest FFG campaign. This time we are petitioning God about the amount of sub-genres applicable to the musical genre, metal.

We understand that people who listen and play this sort of music are generally more stylistically aware of where their music ‘belongs’ in the musical spectrum, but there is no need for an entire mass of music lovers to simultaneously disappear up their own rabbit holes.

We here at the FFG are all about eco-stuff and none of us drive a car, mainly for medical reasons, however as our site is mainly green we thought we should do our bit for the environment by advising you on thought provoking ways to recycle your used Lexus.

Just in case you have not seen one of the hundreds of television and printed media advertisements that have bombarded to British public over the last decade, we at the FFG thought we would add the final cherry to the miserable sundae by delivering our fantastic ways to stop smoking.

Smoking is bad for you health in many ways. People have been aware of this fact for the better part of half a century however there are still an estimated 13 million smokers which equates to roughly 27% of the UK population.  Surely that should point to the fact that despite the best efforts of everyone to communicate the fact that smokers are slowly and horrifically killing themselves and everyone around them, most people do not care.

As soon as the word team building is mention in an office, eyes begin to roll and people start remembering their pre-booked medical appointments. Pictures emerge of bean bags and trust games with an overenthusiastic, middle-aged man who has a penchant for group hugs and intense eye contact. However not all is lost as the FFG once again swoops to the rescue with the top five cool methods of company team building.

Not that we here at the FFG are nes to shy away from the big issues, but we identified this as the perfect opportunity to have a pop at rich toffs and self righteous protestors in one go. Additionally we find the entire concept hillarious. Red-clad rich people on horseback having fist fights with grimy eco-warriors wearing T-shirts that sport slogans such as ‘Meat ‘s Merder, Bra!’ – over how a fox or rabbit gets to die. We really have a severe lack of conflict in this country.