About FFG

The Fresh Food Group is a diverse one man think tank focussed on anything and everything that nourishes the grey matter which lyeth twix our ears. It is a well known statastic that humans only use 10% [or 20% or something] of our brain power and The Fresh Food Group is concerned with filling that 10% with the wierd, wonderful, interesting, incestuous, archetypal, stereotypical, subversive, blue, red, Zangief, Cheetara, Schnarf… now I am literally naming Thunder Cats characters, sweeeeeet.

The moral of the story being that everything that appears on this streamlined, well oiled tightrope of human consciousness is in some way of value to the moral and intellectual development of human nature. As Descartes once said, “I am well oiled, therefore I am.” Being well oiled is of optimum importance to The Fresh Food Group; the world provides the material and we provide the lubricant to slide our shards of original thought deep into your brain and then proceed to wiggle them around a bit.

The Fresh Food Group is not responsible for any injuries [physical, mental or emotional], any lost or damaged property, any ideological epihonies, any immaculate conceptions, any anvil related injuries, any lost old people who end up knocking at the door thinking that you are their favourite niece, any interstella war related climate change… yea that’s about it. We are responsible for tickling your fancy, ruffling your feathers, wrecking your cliche, touching that sweet spot, plucking your turkey and generally bringing it home to pappy one last time as he needs a new pair of slacks.

We seriously welcome your feedback and comments whatever they are. Feel free to contribute, leave rants, challenge, question, compliment, condem and condom. Hang on, not condom but you get the picture. We always welcome new subject matter so if you think we have missed trick and something wierd and wonderful has slipped behind the sofa cushion, contact us. If you are asking ‘what the hell about’, then you are not involved.

Peace…. FFG Crew.